I know you other introverts out there are as frustrated with society as I am. Ya’ll would have to be (yes, I am from the south)! I am sure my writing has shown my frustration pretty much every installment. When the powers that be have no more common sense than a goldfish, it is pretty much time to smack your forehead and just say, “Lord, come quickly! Get us out of this pronto!”
Yes, I know we have to wait on God’s timing, but sometimes we just have to vent!! Here goes…
Joe Biden, you are no longer my president. I cancel you! Instead, my president is Yosemite Sam – he carries a gun and takes care of business. With Sam in control we would be a world power again in a month!
Kamala Harris, you are no longer my vice president. I cancel you! Instead, my vice president is now Bugs Bunny – he can be the brains of the outfit. I would have made him president, but Sam can be more intimidating. Bugs has gotten out of more hairy situations than anyone I have ever seen. If he was the brains and Sam the brawn, society would be put back in order. It might not even take a month!
Barack Obama, the “community organizer” that has organized riots, lootings, burnings, demonstrations around the country because he did not agree with the incumbent president, you are no longer relevant to society. I cancel you! Instead, I nominate the cast of “Everybody Loves Raymond” to organize our communites again. The Barrone family got along way better with each other than society does today. Marie could bake everyone a cannoli and make everyone like everyone else again – because they were made with “love”.
Nancy Pelosi, you are no longer my speaker of the house. I cancel you! Instead my speaker of the house would be Joel Olsteen – he can pray in finances for the whole country. Within that month all the country’s financial woes would be prayed under. We would be solvent again. He also has better teeth than Nancy,
All of Congress, Senators and the House of Representatives, you are no longer my Congress. I cancel you! Instead, I will bring back the Ringling Brothers Circus. Instead of the zoo that we now have, we will have a real, honest circus. There will be actual, natural freaks. There will be honestly strong men, that know right from wrong. There will be fortune tellers that can do better with foreign and domestic affairs any day, than what is going on now. There will be actual monkeys instead of the fake baboons that are running up and down the steps of the capital. There will be fire eaters that can sanitize the congressional halls with their breath, and there still will not be as much hot air as there is now. There will be tigers, and lions, and bears, oh my, instead of the predators that walk around D.C. Perhaps they can just walk around the halls and pick off the predators that are there now, before they take office. This was a good analogy, because I remember an episode of Bugs Bunny where Yosemite Sam was the ring-leader of a circus – so he is experienced.
“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” – Proverbs 17:22
I don’t like my bones drying out!
AE
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