OK, let me get this straight. Someone is paying people to take cushy bus tours, all meals included? All they have to do is get on this bus, take road trips and tear stuff up and and/or burn stuff if there is too much of it? If there is anything left you get to take it home as souvenirs? Now this sounds like a dream job. I need to talk to that Soros guy, you know – the one paying for most of it. I need to tell him that he has the wrong people going on these trips. I could also save him some money to boot.
Soros, you got to let me help you. You need to be hiring old people for these gigs. You are going to save a good deal of money. There are already hundreds of buses carrying us old geezers around on trips all over the country. If you would have used us to begin with you would not have had to release the Corona. Everyone would still be healthy and only dying with the flu and heart disease, and you know, normal stuff like that.
We are already in the buses, and we are already headed to all the destinations you have attended to so far. All you needed was a little finesse and you could have done what you wanted to accomplish without any collateral damage at all.
Imagine, if you will, two busloads of old people stopping in front of the Capital building. When all of us guys stand up at once, it sounds like machine gun fire from every direction. Everyone within a block will be down on the ground ducking for cover. And add to that, if you will stop the buses at Taco Bell an hour before they get there, once we get into the Capital building itself the movement of our bodies will release the gas and the building will empty without any incidence at all. We can do that, because we can’t even smell anymore, so we will not need gas masks. And with that we will have enough time to pick up as many laptops as you want. Although with your money I would have thought you could afford to buy your own.
That’s my resume. Call me at BR-549.
“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” Proverbs 17:22
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